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Ape Shit

Ape Shit

APE SHIT is raw, high-output conditioning with nothing held back. This class is built around aggressive full-body work, animal-style movement, and sustained effort that drives your heart rate up and keeps it there. Expect heavy breathing, burning muscles, and the kind of fatigue that forces you to stay present.

Training is simple, brutal, and effective. Movements are athletic and primal: crawling, carrying, jumping, pushing, pulling, combined in demanding formats that test both physical capacity and mental resilience. There’s no coasting here. You work, you adapt, and you push past limits you didn’t think were movable.

APE SHIT is as much mental as it is physical. It builds the ability to stay composed under stress, keep moving when it gets uncomfortable, and finish strong when quitting would be easier. You’ll leave exhausted, clear-headed, and knowing you earned every drop of sweat.

Meet your Coach:

Calisthenics & Boxing Coach

Carrie Baxter

Carrie is a personal trainer and movement coach with over a decade of experience coaching in some of London’s most renowned gyms. Her background spans strength training, HYROX, gymnastics-based calisthenics, and western boxing.

She specialises in building strong, capable bodies through bodyweight and functional strength training. Using principles from gymnastics strength and conditioning, Carrie helps clients improve movement quality, coordination, joint resilience, and overall physical performance.

Her boxing coaching focuses on western boxing fundamentals, developing efficient movement, conditioning, and confidence – making boxing accessible, effective, and performance-driven for all fitness levels.

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KONG is a high-performance training ground designed for individuals who train with intent, move with purpose, and activate their inner beast daily. Strength, conditioning, and recovery collide here: raw, disciplined, and unapologetically earned.

Working Hours:

Monday – Friday:
07:30 – 22:00

Saturday & Sunday:
07:30 – 20:00

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